1 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,725 What do you want? 2 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:45,522 I wanna be cremated. 3 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:49,193 You got it. No problem. 4 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:50,819 -You sure? -Mmm-hmm. 5 00:01:51,196 --> 00:01:52,988 Because Matt's gonna wanna bury me next to Mom and Dad 6 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,324 in the old Jamison plot about a mile from here. 7 00:01:55,492 --> 00:01:56,700 He's gonna put up a fight. 8 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,535 Fuck Matt. 9 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,746 If you wanna be cremated, I'll make sure you're cremated. 10 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,540 We'll burn you up good. 11 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,671 What about you? 12 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,552 I wanna be stuffed. 13 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,387 -Excuse me? -Stuffed. 14 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,556 Like, you know, taxidermy. 15 00:02:21,351 --> 00:02:22,476 You don't have to display me prominently. 16 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:25,896 Just stick me in the corner of the bedroom or something. 17 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:30,943 -I'll get it. -No, she'll settle. 18 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,329 Okay, I'll stuff you. 19 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:44,122 On one condition. 20 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,125 Shoot. 21 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,170 I get to put a beard on you. 22 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,256 Why? 23 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,927 Because I'm the one that has to have sex with that abomination. 24 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:59,471 I'm gonna dress it up how I want. 25 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,228 You want me to grow a beard. 26 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,730 Do I? 27 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,459 Shit! This is it. Wake up. 28 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,961 Wake the fuck up. Wake up. 29 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,297 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! 30 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,341 God damn it! Shit, this is it. 31 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:19,760 It's today! It's today. Wake up! 32 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:21,762 -What's going on? -What happened? 33 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:24,932 What happened is your wife fucking drugged us, talked him out of it. 34 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,852 Now the goddamn flood's coming, and we're all gonna fucking die. 35 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,689 - His horse is here. His horse is here. - Huh? 36 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:33,982 What the fuck... 37 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,945 Oh, Jesus Christ! 38 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,002 Help me! 39 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:56,672 Come on! Get him off that! 40 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,425 Get him out! 41 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,135 Get him the fuck out! 42 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:03,804 Get him off, God damn it! 43 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,597 Get him off! 44 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,392 Stop! 45 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,602 Stop! 46 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,312 What are you doing? 47 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:13,522 What are you doing? 48 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,857 I'm doing what you asked me to do. 49 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:19,111 I thought we'd do it together. 50 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:26,535 I know what you want me to say to Evie. Anything else? 51 00:05:29,414 --> 00:05:30,580 No. 52 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,457 My children. 53 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,168 You saw the photos. Do you remember their names? 54 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:38,964 Liam, Abigail, David, Samantha, Jimmy. 55 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,134 Thank you. 56 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:46,513 You want me to find Christopher Sunday, learn the song, 57 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,056 so you can stop the flood, right? 58 00:05:51,436 --> 00:05:52,602 Right. 59 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,607 Then let go. 60 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,811 - Kevin Harvey. 61 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,496 No. No! Please, please, please, please. 62 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:36,123 Don't. 63 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,877 Kilo Hotel is secure. I repeat, Kilo Hotel is secure. 64 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,465 Mr. Harvey. 65 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:49,553 Is that your place up there? 66 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,518 Yeah. 67 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,188 Well, are you gonna invite me in? 68 00:08:13,578 --> 00:08:15,745 You got any other reflective surfaces? 69 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,165 TV screens, glassware, stainless steel pots? 70 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,666 Uh... 71 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,084 No. 72 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,170 The fuck are these? 73 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,382 Uh... My sunglasses. 74 00:08:31,971 --> 00:08:35,056 No reflective surfaces. 75 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,976 Do not look into them no matter what. 76 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,061 That's how they found you. 77 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:42,022 Yeah. Right. 78 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:55,535 "He stood on the bow of The Merciful... 79 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,875 "The water endlessly stretching to the infinite horizon 80 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:05,378 "as he contemplated the impossible distance between them, 81 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,715 "but he would not stop until he found her." 82 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,258 What, are you writing a book? 83 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,011 There's no shame in it. 84 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:16,306 What you do in your retirement is your business. 85 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,601 Unfortunately, 86 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:22,646 folks in your line of work don't get to retire. 87 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,817 I'm an assassin. 88 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,487 Yes, sir, Mr. Harvey. 89 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,822 So, let's get assassinating, shall we? 90 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,701 Who's the target? 91 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:38,995 President. 92 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:43,041 -The President? -Of the United States. 93 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,752 And based on our intel, in, 94 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,379 well, just under two hours 95 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,465 he's gonna start an unsanctioned nuclear war. 96 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:56,012 And you are the only man alive who can get to him before he does. 97 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:02,394 Mr. Harvey, you gonna have trouble putting him down? 98 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,603 No. 99 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,733 But I'm gonna need something in exchange. 100 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,902 Okay. What? 101 00:10:11,696 --> 00:10:14,489 I need to find some people. 102 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,991 Five kids. 103 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,994 Liam, Abigail, Samantha, 104 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,787 David, and Jimmy Playford. 105 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:25,292 I also need to talk to a woman named Evangeline Murphy and a man, 106 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,835 Christopher Sunday. 107 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,712 Christopher Sunday? 108 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,716 The Prime Minister of Australia? 109 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,594 Yeah. 110 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:39,014 Man, you want that kind of high-level access, 111 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,225 you're gonna have to talk to the boss yourself. 112 00:10:45,271 --> 00:10:46,271 Here. 113 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:48,523 Stick that in your ear. 114 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,234 You'll hear him, he'll hear you. 115 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:54,362 He'll talk you through this whole shit show. 116 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,701 Now, the evac chopper is two minutes out. 117 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,915 You're gonna wanna get yourself dressed. 118 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,100 Testing, one, two, three. 119 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,145 Testing, one, two, three. 120 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:29,689 Are you receiving me? 121 00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:31,608 Who is this? 122 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:34,319 Mission control. 123 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,447 Do I know you? 124 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:39,908 I'm sitting in the railway station 125 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,619 Got a ticket to my destination 126 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,583 You made me sing. 127 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,544 I met you on the bridge. 128 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,088 And do you remember, Mr. Harvey, 129 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:55,965 what I said to you that night on the bridge, 130 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,967 what I whispered in your ear? 131 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:05,141 You said I was the most powerful man in the world. 132 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,311 Goddamn right, you are. 133 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:12,524 Now, go pick up that piece of mirror and look at yourself. 134 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,984 I thought I wasn't supposed to look in reflective-- 135 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,236 Shut up. 136 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,654 You wanna get what you came here for? 137 00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,782 Pick up that mirror and look at yourself. 138 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,390 G'day... G'day, Melbourne. 139 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,230 Um... 140 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:37,400 Thank you for the warm welcome. 141 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,613 This isn't my first time visiting the other side of the world. 142 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,742 Every time I'm here it gets harder and harder to leave. 143 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,872 Uh... 144 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:55,293 I've come, uh, to talk you today about marriage. 145 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:59,172 For millennia, we have believed marriage 146 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,258 is a cornerstone of our civilization. 147 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,553 Our party, however, does not share this opinion. 148 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:10,600 We believe that marriage is the single most destructive idea 149 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:13,228 ever conceived of by humankind. 150 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:17,690 That's why in my first hundred days in office, I introduced legislation... 151 00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,114 I'm the President. 152 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,621 Um... 153 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,542 And as... As President, my friends, tradition is powerful. 154 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,002 In the early days of our movement, 155 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,713 it was mandatory that all members smoke cigarettes 156 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,674 and refrain from speaking, 157 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,593 but we realized those traditions were stupid. 158 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,470 Now, 159 00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,305 it's an understandable concern. 160 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:53,977 If there is no marriage, what happens to the family? 161 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,896 What happens to the children? 162 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:03,152 And so we decided to have a worldwide essay contest. 163 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,989 To answer that question in their own words. 164 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,660 We have one of the finalists, uh, from that contest here 165 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,662 with us today. 166 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:16,457 He is joined by his brothers and sisters for his essay titled, 167 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,502 "Why I Don't Need a Mommy and a Daddy Anymore." 168 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,671 Please welcome Australia's own... 169 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,885 - um, Liam Playford. 170 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,357 Liam... 171 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,195 Why aren't you wearing any shoes? 172 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:52,368 Your shoes. You're not wearing any shoes. Where are they? 173 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,746 Why does it matter? 174 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,834 Well, somebody wants-- 175 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,587 Somebody in your family wants to know. 176 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:07,133 - But you said there is no family. 177 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,513 Love 178 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,893 Love will keep us together 179 00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:22,023 Think of me, babe, whenever 180 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,069 - Some sweet-talking girl comes along... 181 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,196 Singing her song 182 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,739 Don't mess around... 183 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,449 Sir, we have a situation. 184 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,576 We need to move you now. 185 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,995 No, wait. I, uh-- 186 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,747 I have to talk to that girl. 187 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,123 No, we haven't got time for that, sir. 188 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,750 We need to get you to a secure location. 189 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,544 I'm not going fucking anywhere until I talk to that girl. 190 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,297 Okay, I'll get her. 191 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,216 Get him to the car. 192 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,718 This way, please, sir. 193 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:58,184 Mr. President, Chief of Staff on the phone. 194 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,687 Hello? 195 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,022 Mr. President, it appears Ukrainian separatists 196 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,483 have taken control of an armed nuclear submarine, 197 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,403 and they'll have launch capability within two hours. 198 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,612 You're being brought to a bunker, 199 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,282 which you will access with your unique biometrics once inside. 200 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,785 -Sorry, my unique biometrics? -Yes, sir. 201 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,204 The door can only be unlocked by you and you alone 202 00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:21,582 unless you have an identical twin brother, which would be ridiculous. 203 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,626 Yeah, that would be ridiculous. 204 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,046 Sir, do I have your permission to move us to DEFCON 2? 205 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,632 Um, what DEFCON are we at right now? 206 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:30,842 We're at DEFCON 3, sir. 207 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,302 Uh, DEFCON 2 is worse? 208 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,304 Yes, sir, it's worse. 209 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:40,893 Let's just stay where we're at right now until we have more, um, uh, intel. 210 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,438 With all due respect, sir, I don't think the Secretary of Defense 211 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,647 is going to be happy about that. 212 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,650 Yeah, well, fuck the Secretary of Defense. 213 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,029 Mr. President, the girl you asked for. 214 00:17:58,162 --> 00:17:59,245 She's coming with me. 215 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,455 Sir, she's a civilian. 216 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,498 She can't travel in the presidential limo. 217 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,292 She's coming with me alone. 218 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,420 That's an order. 219 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,843 Looks like rain. 220 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,149 Do you know who I am? 221 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,817 Yes. 222 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:37,200 Do you know that I'm not the President of the United States? 223 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,036 I sure do. 224 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,209 I have a message for you from your father. 225 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,005 My father? 226 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:53,966 John. 227 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,053 He wants me to tell you... 228 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,724 He wants you to know 229 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,559 that you're loved. 230 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,569 Is there anything you want me to tell him? 231 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,783 Are you fucking serious? 232 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,912 My father was murdered. 233 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,332 My mother, my brother, 234 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,750 all of them gone in an instant 235 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,002 because of a drone strike ordered by your administration. 236 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,380 No. No, that's not what happened. 237 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:33,965 You were killed. 238 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,758 What? 239 00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,095 I'm not dead. I'm right fucking here, asshole. 240 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,432 You said you knew that I wasn't the president. 241 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,767 You're not! 242 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,435 You're just a puppet. 243 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,312 That speech you just gave? 244 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,106 Were those even your words? 245 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,609 Because it didn't sound like you believed a single thing you were saying. 246 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,152 You just do what they tell you to do. 247 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,780 -That's not true. -Yeah, it is. 248 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,283 What do you want? 249 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:09,959 Are you okay? 250 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,463 Stop! 251 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,340 Stop the car! 252 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,050 You need to stop the car! 253 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,347 All right, stand back. 254 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,307 Give him some air. 255 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,602 I was just with Evie. 256 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,691 You... You saw her? 257 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,487 I delivered your message. 258 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,879 Your children were there, too. 259 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,300 All of them? 260 00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,053 Yeah, all of them. 261 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,806 They were all okay? 262 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:52,645 They didn't know what happened to their shoes. 263 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,078 Did you get the song? 264 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,248 I was working on it. 265 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,375 Why'd you pull me out of the pond? 266 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,586 There is no pond. The whole fucking ranch is flooded. 267 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,508 Take me to the bathroom. 268 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:27,763 Whoa, hold on. 269 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,265 -You can't keep doing this. -Yes, he can. 270 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,474 No, look at him ! 271 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,060 You got what you wanted. Now you're worried about him? 272 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,229 Out there is the goddamn flood. 273 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,232 That's why we're fucking doing this. 274 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,567 It's not why he's doing this. 275 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,611 Why else would I be doing this? 276 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,617 I don't know. Why would you? 277 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,789 - Out! - No. No! 278 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,292 Come on! Kevin! 279 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,461 - Dad, stop. - Don't do this! 280 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,130 -Kevin! -Everyone's got a fucking opinion. 281 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:04,050 - Kevin! - Dad, stop. Let's go. 282 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,266 You okay? 283 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:15,895 I'm cold. 284 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:20,691 If I could do this instead of you, I would. 285 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,320 I know. 286 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:29,825 But the secure location can only be accessed by my exact biometrics. 287 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,746 Is that supposed to make sense to me? 288 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,126 It doesn't make sense to me. 289 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,595 I love you, son. 290 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,682 I love you, too. 291 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,027 You're gonna have to hold me down. 292 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,356 You all right, sir? 293 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,569 Yeah. 294 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,321 I need to talk to the, uh, Australian Prime Minister. 295 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,658 -Sorry? -The Australian Prime Minister. 296 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,952 Christopher Sunday. I need to talk to him right now. 297 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,746 Well, sir, there's a secure comms room inside the bunker. 298 00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:00,708 We just need to confirm your ID, and you can talk to whoever you want. 299 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,419 Just wanna try the scanner again, please, sir. 300 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,131 Yeah. 301 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,304 - Identity confirmed. 302 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,972 Excellent. 303 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,438 Now your penis, please, sir. 304 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,399 -My what? -Your penis. 305 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,110 Place it on the other scanner, please, sir. 306 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:30,863 Why? 307 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,408 Mr. President, due to advancements in plastic surgery, 308 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,952 anyone with enough resources can copy a person's face. 309 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:40,748 But your, uh-- 310 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,001 Your penis, sir, well, they're not gonna go to that length. 311 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,107 - Identity confirmed. 312 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:08,317 Confirmed. 313 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,575 Can we go in now? 314 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,745 Uh, just the three authentication questions, sir. 315 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,834 What was the name of your favorite childhood pet? 316 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,587 We didn't have one. My mom was allergic. 317 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,047 Correct. 318 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,340 Your favorite movie? 319 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,343 Uh, Godfather. 320 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,429 Part two. 321 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:39,598 Correct. 322 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,184 Name your secretary of defense? 323 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,019 Um... 324 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,860 Sir, I need a name. 325 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,702 Patti Levin. 326 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,291 Correct. 327 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,251 Good to see you, Mr. President. 328 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,175 I wish the circumstances were different, 329 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,470 but it appears the shit has hit the fan, sir. 330 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:01,972 Let's get to the situation room. 331 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,652 Mr. President, for reasons I cannot fathom, 332 00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,946 we remain at DEFCON 3. 333 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:23,619 This is the case containing the nuclear football, 334 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,789 which will give you remote launch capability. 335 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,214 What's in that one? 336 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,007 Never mind about that. 337 00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,468 Just pray we don't have to open it. 338 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,725 Sir, in order to arm the device, 339 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,521 you need to verbally take us down to DEFCON 1 . 340 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,566 You are aware of the situation, yes? 341 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,319 -Yeah, of course-- -So, you know, sir, 342 00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:02,533 that Ukrainian separatists have seized control of a nuclear submarine. 343 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:05,994 They will be weapons hot in less than an hour. 344 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:09,832 Our only option is to strike first. 345 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:13,877 Which is why you need to take us down to DEFCON 1 . 346 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:21,510 Uh, I have to make a phone call first. 347 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:23,470 To who? 348 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,181 The Prime Minister of Australia. 349 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:34,106 Gentlemen, can the President and I have the room, please? 350 00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,697 Yes, if you can... 351 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:52,040 What the fuck is wrong with you? 352 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,335 All this time, years of planning. 353 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,838 We are minutes away from making this happen, 354 00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:00,340 and you are dicking around about DEFCON 1 ! 355 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,259 -I don't have-- -You don't have any what? 356 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,844 - You don't have any balls? 357 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,137 What? 358 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:10,058 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. President, but the Vice President is here 359 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,768 and she's demanding to speak to you. 360 00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:13,353 She? 361 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:14,521 Fuck her. 362 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,440 Tell her to go away. 363 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,068 She doesn't know about this. 364 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,906 -Let her in. -Yes, sir, of course. 365 00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:26,241 Madam Vice President. 366 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:39,213 - You're being played, sir. 367 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:43,592 What? 368 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,260 You're being played. 369 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,429 I just got off the phone with the Kremlin 370 00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,723 who confirms that there is no submarine. 371 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,141 No separatists. 372 00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:52,601 This is a smoke screen. 373 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:55,020 You have been fed bogus intel. 374 00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:03,987 I don't get fed, I feed. 375 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:07,783 And you clearly have no goddamn idea what's happening around here. 376 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,117 Then enlighten me. 377 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,995 I couldn't enlighten you with a fucking 1 ,000-watt bulb. 378 00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,874 - Tell her about the plan. - I'm not telling her jack shit. 379 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:19,253 If you want me to bring us down to DEFCON 1 , tell her. 380 00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,131 Fine. 381 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:27,469 We are going to vaporize every man, woman, and child on the planet. 382 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,224 It's the seventh anniversary of the departure, 383 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:36,061 and there is reasonable expectation out there that the world's gonna end. 384 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:39,022 So, we're gonna fire our nukes at the Russians 385 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,608 and they're gonna retaliate, and then that's it. 386 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:43,402 We're all torched. 387 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:47,739 No one wakes up tomorrow disappointed that nothing fucking happened. 388 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:51,952 We give the people what they're too chickenshit to do themselves. 389 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,621 What they elected us for. 390 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,374 We give them what they want. 391 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,586 And they want to die. 392 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,923 Well, that's not gonna work. 393 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:08,010 You can't launch without going through the Fisher Protocol. 394 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,930 You know about the Fisher Protocol? 395 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:17,185 Of course I do. 396 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:19,563 Prove it. 397 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,817 It's an ethical deterrent. 398 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:30,532 The nuclear launch key was surgically embedded into the heart of a volunteer. 399 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:34,369 In order for the president to be able to blow up millions of people 400 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:38,081 with the push of a button, he has to extract that key 401 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,751 by murdering the volunteer himself. 402 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:46,048 But since I don't see that volunteer here, you can't launch shit. 403 00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:56,558 What? 404 00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:04,524 The volunteer is coming through the east entrance of this facility in 15 minutes. 405 00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:11,573 And how is he gonna make it through the security door? 406 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:18,747 He's my identical twin brother. 407 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,962 Well... 408 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:31,093 It sounds like you two have really thought this through. 409 00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:40,686 I guess I should go, uh, handle my affairs. 410 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,980 I guess you should. 411 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,526 Mr. President. 412 00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:49,778 Yeah. 413 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:02,499 All righty, sir. 414 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,960 May we go down to DEFCON 1 now? 415 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:09,005 I just need to make my call. 416 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:12,843 You can make your call after you take us to DEFCON 1 . 417 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:16,888 Just say it into the device. 418 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,068 - We're at DEFCON 1 . 419 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:53,925 What the fuck! 420 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:55,427 What the fuck? 421 00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:56,845 You can't leave, sir. 422 00:34:57,013 --> 00:34:59,139 Your order initiated a full lockdown. 423 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,143 I told you I had to make a fucking call ! 424 00:35:05,188 --> 00:35:06,313 Hey! 425 00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:33,924 Do you have eyes on the entrance? 426 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,224 -Yeah, I see it. -Good. 427 00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:45,227 Take out the Secret Service agents and get in there. 428 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,438 There are no Secret Service agents. 429 00:35:54,237 --> 00:35:55,278 It's a trap. 430 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:57,155 They want me to go in. 431 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,448 They wanna cut me open. 432 00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:00,534 Do you think I don't know that? 433 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,577 Well, if you knew that, why the fuck wouldn't you tell me? 434 00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:04,996 Because I'm covering my asset. 435 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:07,958 -What asset? -I have someone on the inside. 436 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,835 Leave your weapon, enter the door, 437 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:12,295 and they'll take care of you once you're inside. 438 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:13,755 You want me to go in there without a gun? 439 00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:17,717 "Hence it comes about that all unarmed prophets have been victorious, 440 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,512 "and all armed prophets have been destroyed." 441 00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,764 That's from Machiavelli. 442 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:26,601 Put your faith in me, Mr. Harvey. 443 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,865 Identity confirmed. 444 00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:19,487 Stop right there! 445 00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:21,072 Stop! Down! 446 00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:22,657 Down on the stairs. Get down ! 447 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:24,743 Show us your hands! 448 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:26,703 - Show us your fucking hands! - Here! 449 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:27,954 Don't move. 450 00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:30,457 Did you fucking sell me out? 451 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,459 Don't you fucking move. 452 00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:34,210 Hey, are you there? 453 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:36,171 I said don't fucking move! 454 00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:57,776 Jesus. 455 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,195 You look just fucking like him. 456 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,199 The President is in the situation room. 457 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:07,369 It's in lockdown, but the code is 6969. 458 00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:11,206 And please make sure you fucking kill the Secretary of Defense. 459 00:38:11,374 --> 00:38:13,291 -Where's the comms room? -What? 460 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,001 The comms room. I need to make a call. 461 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:17,045 Do you know what's inside of you? 462 00:38:19,048 --> 00:38:20,090 Yes. 463 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,217 Then you know that the President will not hesitate 464 00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:25,011 to cut you open and pull it out. 465 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,429 I mean, I know this man. 466 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:28,640 He is cold and he is merciless. 467 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,103 You think he gives a shit about you if he's willing to end the world? 468 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,065 I thought that's what you people wanted. 469 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:39,734 They're all liars. 470 00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:43,989 They say they don't believe in love and they don't feel pain. 471 00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:46,533 I feel pain. 472 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:49,577 And I'm in love. 473 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:53,415 I'm in love with the most wonderful man I have ever known. 474 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,418 Uh-huh. And who's that? 475 00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,837 His name is God. 476 00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:02,799 Tell her I love her, too. 477 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,429 Where's the comms room? 478 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,015 What is it with you and the fucking comms room? 479 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,349 I thought you were an assassin. 480 00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:13,768 I mean, who do you need to communicate with? 481 00:39:14,979 --> 00:39:16,229 Well, maybe I'm in love, too. 482 00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:17,564 Oh, please. 483 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:19,941 Where is the comms room? 484 00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:23,153 It's fucking up the hall, to the right! 485 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,032 What's happening? What was that noise? 486 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:29,284 I don't know. You tell me. You're God. 487 00:39:29,994 --> 00:39:31,494 That was just a pick-up line. 488 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:33,455 Did you fucking kill her? 489 00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:35,373 Hey. Hey, Harvey! 490 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:36,916 Hey! Harvey! 491 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:52,849 Mr. President. 492 00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:57,687 You shaved. 493 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:01,149 I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Australia. 494 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:03,401 Christopher Sunday. 495 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:07,655 Is there a problem, Officer? 496 00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:08,907 No, sir. 497 00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:21,711 He'll come out here, Mr. President. 498 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:28,968 -Give us the room. -Sir, this is my post-- 499 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,553 Give us the fucking room. 500 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,826 Hello. 501 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:54,702 Hello. 502 00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:57,622 Are you Christopher Sunday? 503 00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:58,998 Yes. 504 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,505 My name is Kevin, 505 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:08,967 and I know this is gonna sound crazy, 506 00:41:11,053 --> 00:41:13,429 but you're not the Prime Minister of Australia. 507 00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:17,392 My father, 508 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,978 he came to you for a song. 509 00:41:22,106 --> 00:41:24,065 A song to stop the rain. 510 00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:29,404 There's no song to stop the rain. 511 00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:34,159 What? 512 00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,327 I told your father, 513 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:38,037 but he didn't listen. 514 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:41,249 No. No, no, no. Look, you have to give me something. 515 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:44,294 I have to bring him something. He needs this. 516 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:47,130 -There's a flood. -Do you believe that? 517 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,799 Believe what? 518 00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:53,803 Do you believe your father can sing a song and stop the flood? 519 00:42:02,271 --> 00:42:03,438 No. 520 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,820 Then why are you here? 521 00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:21,497 Don't move. 522 00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:51,653 Mr. President, can I have my glasses back, please? 523 00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:08,294 Sounds like they got him. 524 00:43:10,673 --> 00:43:13,091 I don't wanna do this anymore. 525 00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:14,676 Do what, Mr. President? 526 00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,719 Stop fucking calling me that! 527 00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:21,724 I'm not the president! You're not the fucking secretary of defense. 528 00:43:22,101 --> 00:43:24,686 Oh, yes. Yes, I am. 529 00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,689 You named me secretary of defense. 530 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:30,858 You were asked who did you want in this position, 531 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:32,568 and you named me. 532 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:38,116 You summoned me out of retirement and I came back 533 00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:40,034 because I owed you. 534 00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,415 You helped me, Kevin. 535 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,877 And now I'm here to help you. 536 00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:56,634 Help me how? 537 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,723 Well, what do you want? 538 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,480 I wanna go home. 539 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:13,985 Do you? 540 00:44:15,571 --> 00:44:16,821 What? 541 00:44:17,573 --> 00:44:21,409 It's just that you've been known to say that before, and yet, 542 00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,245 you keep leaving home and coming here. 543 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:30,418 I'm sensing a lot of internal contradictions from you, Kevin. 544 00:44:31,754 --> 00:44:35,131 It sounds like something you need to work out with yourself. 545 00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:06,371 I'm gonna take these off 546 00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:11,250 because I know you're here of your own free will, 547 00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:14,170 and the last thing you wanna do 548 00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:15,797 is hurt yourself. 549 00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:24,097 They're Kevins 550 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:28,309 Identical Kevins all the way 551 00:45:28,811 --> 00:45:31,604 One pair of matching bookends 552 00:45:32,022 --> 00:45:35,650 Different as night and day 553 00:45:37,486 --> 00:45:39,195 All right, gentlemen. 554 00:45:39,363 --> 00:45:41,572 Let's get to the hard part, shall we? 555 00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:49,288 I, Patricia Levin, in my capacity as secretary of defense, 556 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,791 hereby invoke the Fisher Protocol, 557 00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:54,001 overriding the Heart Deterrent. 558 00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:57,171 Pursuant to the nuclear command authority 559 00:45:57,381 --> 00:46:00,716 granted by Article II, Section 2 of the US Constitution, 560 00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:02,677 the president shall make an incision 561 00:46:02,845 --> 00:46:06,013 two inches below the sternum of the volunteer, that's you, 562 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:08,683 whereupon the president, 563 00:46:08,851 --> 00:46:11,269 gaining access from beneath the ribcage, 564 00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:14,021 shall manually extract the launch key 565 00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:16,232 from behind the left atria. 566 00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,527 In recognition of his service, 567 00:46:19,695 --> 00:46:23,698 the volunteer shall receive a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor 568 00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:26,367 applicable if Congress exists, 569 00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:28,619 which it will not. 570 00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,623 May God have mercy on your soul if there is a God, 571 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,542 which there is not. 572 00:46:56,023 --> 00:46:57,565 I'm not fucking killing him. 573 00:46:57,733 --> 00:46:59,817 Good, because I'm not fucking letting him. 574 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:01,402 Gentlemen, language. 575 00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:03,738 Fuck you ! 576 00:47:04,114 --> 00:47:06,240 I'm not understanding the problem. 577 00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:11,621 The problem is that this is stupid ! I don't care about any of this bullshit. 578 00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:13,915 -It doesn't make any sense! -It doesn't? 579 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:17,293 No! Why the fuck would I volunteer to be cut open? 580 00:47:17,461 --> 00:47:19,003 I don't know. Why would you? 581 00:47:19,171 --> 00:47:21,923 -I wouldn't! -And yet here you are. 582 00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:25,176 Knowing full well what is inside of you, 583 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:28,387 you kept moving forward towards this very room 584 00:47:28,555 --> 00:47:31,724 and the one person powerful enough to take it out. 585 00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:39,398 I think you should tell him about the book you wrote. 586 00:47:42,236 --> 00:47:43,778 What book? 587 00:47:44,446 --> 00:47:46,447 The romance novel. 588 00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:49,534 That's him. He wrote it. That's him. 589 00:47:49,785 --> 00:47:52,495 -What? No. No, I didn't. -Yeah, you did. 590 00:47:52,663 --> 00:47:55,665 It's the one that was in the typewriter in the fucking beach house. 591 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:57,416 I know. I was there, 592 00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:59,877 - but it's not fucking mine. - Boys, boys. 593 00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:02,838 I think we can all agree you both wrote the same book. 594 00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:04,590 No, we didn't! 595 00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:09,136 Well, I'm sorry it's come to this, 596 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:10,638 but I have no choice. 597 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:14,141 I received a call from the CIA 598 00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:17,103 that the President was keeping a secret journal 599 00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:20,690 hidden behind the portrait of Millard Fillmore in the Oval. 600 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:25,069 As this was clearly a national security issue, 601 00:48:25,237 --> 00:48:27,655 I had no choice but to procure it. 602 00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:32,493 I'd like you to read this for us. 603 00:48:34,663 --> 00:48:35,663 No. 604 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:40,334 What about you? 605 00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:42,336 No. 606 00:48:44,715 --> 00:48:46,007 Fine, 607 00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:47,675 I'll do it myself. 608 00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:02,356 Sorry, I just need my glasses. 609 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,909 For fuck's sake. 610 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:22,627 "Untitled Romance Novel. 611 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:29,342 -"Chapter One." -Just read the last page. 612 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,552 Ending's better. 613 00:49:39,061 --> 00:49:41,646 "The port was alive with strange faces. 614 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,773 "It was dawn by the time he found 615 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:46,442 "an old salt willing to part with a vessel 616 00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:49,236 "for what bullion he had left. 617 00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,948 "A cutter with a Bermuda rig called The Merciful, 618 00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:56,410 "its sails ragged and ripped, its compass cracked, 619 00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,122 "its rotten hull just barely able to cut the breakers. 620 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:02,708 "But it would be enough to make his escape. 621 00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:09,423 "It wasn't for another hour when he was a mile from the docks 622 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:12,051 "that his thoughts turned back to her. 623 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:14,136 "He imagined her alone. 624 00:50:14,304 --> 00:50:18,265 "By now, she would've searched the house and found it empty. 625 00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:21,268 "She had suspected it all along, and now she knew 626 00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,104 "he was a coward. 627 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:29,944 "A coward dressed in the uniform of a brave man. 628 00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:34,615 "Brave enough to cross two oceans and a continent to find her, 629 00:50:34,783 --> 00:50:38,369 "to fight countless enemies, and yet in the end, he was terrified. 630 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,251 "He was terrified of her, 631 00:50:47,713 --> 00:50:49,296 "to lie beside her, 632 00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:53,175 "to be comforted by her as he wept, 633 00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:56,387 "to show her he was small, 634 00:50:57,848 --> 00:51:00,933 "for her to know that and touch his cheek 635 00:51:01,810 --> 00:51:04,311 "and whisper words softly into his ear. 636 00:51:05,647 --> 00:51:07,815 "All of that was a nightmare. 637 00:51:08,817 --> 00:51:11,485 "All he knew to do was run. 638 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,783 "He took a deep breath of the air, 639 00:51:17,951 --> 00:51:20,661 "tasting the salt on his tongue, 640 00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:23,581 "and closed his eyes, 641 00:51:23,749 --> 00:51:27,585 "leaning into the spray as The Merciful picked up speed 642 00:51:27,753 --> 00:51:29,879 "and sailed for the horizon. 643 00:51:32,883 --> 00:51:35,259 "He was alone, 644 00:51:35,427 --> 00:51:37,136 "and all was well." 645 00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:52,359 Take this thing out of me. 646 00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:56,030 Why? 647 00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:59,492 So we can't ever come back here again. 648 00:54:18,006 --> 00:54:20,049 We fucked up with Nora. 649 00:55:06,888 --> 00:55:08,472 Let's go watch. 650 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:50,968 I thought you were gone. 651 00:57:58,852 --> 00:58:02,062 It was raining so hard and I got scared. 652 00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:06,108 So I came up here. 653 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,487 Okay. 654 00:58:16,244 --> 00:58:18,871 I don't think I'm ready to come down. 655 00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,262 Now what? 656 00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:00,430 English - SDH